[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”